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C.H.A.V

A derogatory slang term for someone of a working or poor back that usually also holds a criminal record.

It is also an abbreviation:
C: Council
H: House
A: And
V: Violent
God these C.H.A.V's are like immigrants, absolutely useless...
by GayNiggasFromOuterSpace March 18, 2019
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Abbreviation for "A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra.".
girl: a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

another girl: omg I'm that xena.

girl:what does a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z even mean?

another girl: A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra
by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021
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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds
The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello
by psuedyon November 22, 2022
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At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
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You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken
You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.
by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021
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You are dying of boredom. Please tell a loved one you love them, or go to YouTube, or do something to quench this. Please you got this.
Boredom is consuming me, and some examples are typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.
by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025
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