December 1

National fuck your best friends day. No matter their gender just have sex! You aren’t gay if you participate in this holiday.

“Yo bro wanna fuck? “

“No dude that’s gay.”
“But it’s December 1, fuck your friend day!”

by Fun ;) November 2, 2021

December 1

National send nudes to someone who has short hair day

me: omg she has short hair and its december 1,you know what that means..
friend: yeahh!
together: send nudes!!!!

by make.pizza.com November 1, 2019

December 1

Tell your crush you like them day.

Victor- I like you

I had to tell you since it is December 1st

by Turtles are life November 30, 2019

December 1

Snort coke all day

In December 1 you can snort coke all day

by depressedandgay December 1, 2021

December 1

National nut day. This is national nut day. On this day all the surviving soldiers from no nut November are allowed to nut for the first time in 30 days

Man: hey today is December 1
Man 2: looks like I can finally nut again

by KVMO November 2, 2019

December 1

Your cool awesome and have a big dick

wow dude! your cool awesome and have a big dick and its december 1st today!

by Synoush September 6, 2022

December 1

National nail your sibling with a snowball day :)

Brother: What are you holding behind your back?

*gets nailed in face with snowball

Happy December 1!!!

by yourxlover November 19, 2020