0800 00 1066

Words cannot adequately describe the total and unstoppable terror that fills the soul of any sane person upon noticing this number under a call screen. It's not a matter of IF the gull will come for you, but WHEN. Many a fool has tried to cheat their fate. Some have taken to avoiding all phones for as long as they live. Others have chosen to end their lives, quickly and on their own terms. But all is futile, as this will only make it turn to your loved ones. The best one can hope for is a prolonged and agonising death. Those it abducts are far less fortunate. For your own sake, under NO circumstances utter its summoning phrase.

Haha what a funny ad, oh eight hundred dou-
(horrifying screaming and dismembering sounds)

Oh my phone's ringing
(sees caller is 0800 00 1066)
May God have mercy upon us

0800 00 1066 by Reggie the edgy veggie January 26, 2022

The 00's 

Name for the first decade of the 2000's. Can also be referred to as the 0's

Now that the 00's are over we are going start seeing a lot of top 10 lists for the decade

The 00's by Libraryguy February 22, 2010

12:00 Flasher

Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."

"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"

12:00 Flasher by superslacker87 August 29, 2005

$24.00 

The cost of an Urban Dictionary neck gaiter. There are easier and cheaper ways to die from suffocation.

CDC: Let's all go buy neck gaiters from Urban Dictionary, stating "Cornteen" on them! Only $24.00

$24.00 by Humanish September 30, 2020

$30.00 

The, although inflated, price of an UrbDic shirt. Buy it with this definition and get $0.00 off of your order!

Me and my 1-inch bought this $30.00 shirt, along with everything else UrbDic has to offer, because I'm filthy rich! My 1-inch is just the first part though, and I'm not the best in the bedroom...

$30.00 by Humanish October 1, 2020

It's 5:00 somewhere 

The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although neither are necessarily always true).

"It's only half past 12, but I don't care...It's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett ("It's 5:00 somewhere")

Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."

It's 5:00 somewhere by Nick D October 13, 2003

Gundam 00 

The Gundam anime series following the Gundam Seed Destiny Series.

Instead of emulating The Original Gundam series and Z Gundam series which Gundam SEED and Gundam SEED Destiny have done, this one emulates Gundam Wing - because kids seeing it at this point are too young to remember a series that ended in 1996, that giving UC fanboys more reasons to rant.

A: Gundam 00...

b: Gundam Wing did it.

Gundam 00 by The hardest button to button February 5, 2010