Hydra Dick

When you insert your dick into a girl and then when you pull it out your dick splits In half

Last night I pulled a hydra dick

by Moondog88 February 18, 2021

Dick Smoker

Literally everyone you meet is a cock sucker...but the term "dick smoker" is reserved for a select few. They are the worst people in the world and even find pleasure smoking cock (similar to smoking cigars).

They are the asshole's who believe they are superior beings, however, they uh well you know... suck cock! Have you ever met someone you just absolutely hated with all your soul? It is quite possible he was what you call....a DICK SMOKER!

Literally Nobody: "...Enjoying silence..."

Dick Smoker: *Having a Giant Celebrating with Rainbow Flag*

Bob: Oh Jesus Christ, here we go again with those fucking dick smoker's running through the town!

Sally: Yeah, those dick smokers are literally the worst people.

by thekingtiger February 21, 2021

homewrecker dick

A dick that's so irresistible you'll leave your man for it.

"Mark has a homewrecker dick. He's caused 3 divorces."

by Flubberlover April 17, 2021

Horse Dick

you seriously went on google to open a dictionary site just to look up horse dick...

you actually turned on your computer, opened google, searched up a fucking dictionary site just to look up horse dick

by saul goodman but on speed August 25, 2022

Farm Dick

A surprisingly large dick belonging to an unassuming man; often found attached to a farmer.

I wasn’t expecting it, but he’s got a farm dick on ‘em.

by FDLforlife September 3, 2022

nerm dick

Having a dick that looks like a 3rd ball like a helmet part with no shaft just turns purple when it gets hard doesn't grow longer at all

You're nerm dick ruining your life bro you can't even touch the wetness with that thing man I'm glad I don't have a nerm dick too!

by Kopitt November 4, 2021

nerm dick

A penis so small that you pee on your balls. Looks like 3 balls but the top one is way smaller. All helmet part .... No shaft

Yo dawg, l just seen that guy peeing all on his balls in the restroom. Hey!! Don't make fun of him, he got dat nerm dick bro!

by Captain kik November 4, 2021