dick chores
Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.
dick chores by Char H January 8, 2006
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dick gypsy
a girl that moves from one guy to the next in search of what she can scam from them before moving on to the next.
usually shared among a group of friends.
usually shared among a group of friends.
April is SUCH a dick gypsy. I am sure that once she gets what she can from the W.H.O.R.E. boys she will find another group to stroke off.
dick gypsy by KaosFreak February 19, 2008
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Dick Ed
A Dick Ed is an example of the human race that has the misfortune of being called Richard Edward - commonly shortened to Dick Ed.
The amusement caused by this name is due to its similarity to the commonly used insult 'Dick Head' - a phrase previously defined in the Urban Dictionary as 'Someone that is rude and obnoxious that thinks they are clever than they really are.'
A Dick Ed differs from a Dick Head in many ways. The main difference is that the original Dick Ed is actually very intelligent, and never rude or obnoxious. The Dick Ed is actually very funny and friendly, and happily informs others of his unfortunate name.
Warning - anyone that encounters the Dick Ed is advised not to steal his dog. Anyone that chooses to ignore this warning will be shot by the Dick Ed with a zombie gun. The Dick Ed armed with a zombie gun is highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.
The amusement caused by this name is due to its similarity to the commonly used insult 'Dick Head' - a phrase previously defined in the Urban Dictionary as 'Someone that is rude and obnoxious that thinks they are clever than they really are.'
A Dick Ed differs from a Dick Head in many ways. The main difference is that the original Dick Ed is actually very intelligent, and never rude or obnoxious. The Dick Ed is actually very funny and friendly, and happily informs others of his unfortunate name.
Warning - anyone that encounters the Dick Ed is advised not to steal his dog. Anyone that chooses to ignore this warning will be shot by the Dick Ed with a zombie gun. The Dick Ed armed with a zombie gun is highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.
Dick Ed by Fiona Smith June 16, 2008
Dick Investment
an act in which (usually) an older girl in high school will take a younger boy with a already large penis in the hopes it will get longer
Dick Investment by whitish October 24, 2008
Dick kinetics
Walking while nude with unsupported male genitalia; usually resulting in discomfort or embarrassment.
Usually involves swaying or bouncing of both testicles and penis.
Usually involves swaying or bouncing of both testicles and penis.
"I would've run faster but the dick kinetics were too strong"
"Water skiing while nude is a sure way to show off ones dick kinetics"
"Water skiing while nude is a sure way to show off ones dick kinetics"
Dick kinetics by Mexican Donkey February 27, 2010