Definitions by KaosFreak

cuntwidget

What you call your boyfriend when he has you in a headlock trying to get his blunt back.

Goddamnit Kevin you cuntwidget that HURTS!

cuntwidget by KaosFreak January 11, 2009

Captain Kirkin' 

When there is more than one seat in an area, and one of those seats is much better than the others and you take over that seat and "dominate" it.

Marvin stole the best seat in the shop and he was totally Captain Kirkin' it!

Captain Kirkin' by KaosFreak February 29, 2008

dick gypsy 

a girl that moves from one guy to the next in search of what she can scam from them before moving on to the next.
usually shared among a group of friends.

April is SUCH a dick gypsy. I am sure that once she gets what she can from the W.H.O.R.E. boys she will find another group to stroke off.

dick gypsy by KaosFreak February 19, 2008

dick gypsy 

a girl that moves from one guy to the next in search of what she can scam from them before moving on to the next.
usually shared among a group of friends.

April is SUCH a dick gypsy. I am sure that once she gets what she can from the W.H.O.R.E. boys she will find another group to stroke off.

dick gypsy by KaosFreak February 18, 2008