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Shitty cunt 

1. Can be used to describe a type of person; make commentary on a someone's personality (aka the kind of person who would shit in someone's vagina). Used mostly for females, but applicable to men, especially gay ones.

2. Can be used to describe a state of being (the kind of state you'd be in if someone shit in your vagina). Again, a term used mostly by females, though applicable to use by some males, especially gay ones.
1. That shitty cunt over there would totally make a move on your boyfriend, fucking bitch.

2. Ugh, I've had a terrible day, so I'm feelin' a lil' shitty cunt.
Shitty cunt by BoofyBaby August 25, 2010
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Carpet Cunt 

Noun: A woman whose vaginal pubic hair is thorn-like (prickly), thereby inducing a fiery, rugburn like effect on the penis.
"fuck man"
"what?"
"I should have listened to you. I fucked the shit out of that carpet cunt last night."
"So..."
"So her prickly bush gave my dick some fucked up rug burn"
Carpet Cunt by Doorman2k11 October 27, 2011
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city cunt 

A girl who, despite her good looks and stunning sense of fashion will not let you put your hands in her pants on the ride home.
Well, I almost scored on the way home, but turned out she was a city cunt.
city cunt by angel white aisle six November 9, 2013

mullet cunt 

is usually a male that has no class and thinks he's a sick cunt gangster and loves starting fights and being ignorant about society.
that loves UFC, wears Tapout t shirts, has tribal tats but isn't tribal, bleached blond hair in sometimes various patterns, wears monster snap-backs, uneducated, ignorant, racist, has a kid but isn't off their P's, usually has a southern cross sticker on their late model lowered 2wd tray-back hilux, will lift weights just to look big but strickly doesn't do squats are any lower body training, claims to be highly trained in MMA, drinks VB every afternoon, loves motocross, wake boarding, occasionally will have a mullet which is a true sign of a proud aged mullet cunt
mullet cunt by bigrig March 30, 2014

carson cunt 

A cunt so big you can fit carson in that shit
carson cunt by BFC_Apples February 28, 2015

itchy cunt

when ya pussy stink like fish and you get lice down there too so it starts to itch like crazy.
Nobody wanna go down on a bitch with an itchy cunt
itchy cunt by No flex January 18, 2017

callum cunt 

A total and utter wanker who is small but a twat.
He is a total and utter Callum cunt
callum cunt by Yaygeezetun December 1, 2017