dick chicken 

A woman with a really loose vajjh, i.e. she's been around the block way too many times. Hence, her vajjh has been like chicken for other guys' schlongs.

"Dude, that sorority is a KFC buffet of dick chicken!"

"Man, Cindy was awesome last night, too bad she's pure dick chicken and I'm probably gonna get some nasty disease"

dick chicken by Uncle Taco November 25, 2007

Dick Gargling 

n., adj.
A style of music characterized by vocals that sound similar to the gargling of a penis. Such bands include: The Number 12 Looks Like You, Heavy Heavy Low Low, Cloacal Kiss, Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus, Fall of Troy, and Fear Before the March of Flames.

The fine and subtle (or not so subtle) art of dick gargling has been mastered by the Number 12 Looks Like You.

Dick Gargling by kanthony May 1, 2006

dick fishing 

An activity where a man drops his dick into a river and moves it about in order to attract the attention of fish.....the aim of the activity is to get a fish to bite your dick.

Bob went dick fishing after deciding he no longer wanted to be a man.

dick fishing by Oliver Webster October 24, 2003

Dick Licker Jones 

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

Dick Licker Jones by Ellbell November 11, 2005

dick dragger 

a long argument, or a fight between either you and your spouse, you and a friend, or you and a family member.

Man I got into this big ol fucking dick dragger with my daughter over her grades.

or
I got into this dick dragger with bill becuase he pussied out on me.

dick dragger by uzi4u May 10, 2006

Dick Bender 

noun- a gay male who is so eager to have sex with another man, he plunges his dick full force into his gay partner that his penis bends out of shape.

Straight Guy 1-"Those guys are dick benders."
Straight Guy 2- "They're gay arent they?"
Straight Guy 1- "exactly"

Dick Bender by Smacked December 2, 2009

Dick riding 

To continuously comment on or talk about another person for no reason or with no purpose

Ben: Damn you always biting your nails

Sean: Cuz why you always Dick riding

Anthony: This term is being horribly over used at Cranbrook-Kingswood High School

Dick riding by BigDaddyYoMamma April 12, 2010