I'd smash

Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"

Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"What do you think of Jenny?"
"I'd smash."

by Keta January 27, 2006

Mullinax'd

Mullinax'd

Pronunciation:(mull-in-ex'd)

The manual stimulation of the genital area by another of the same sex while unconscious.

"Hey man, did you hear John got Mullinax'd at that party the other night after he passed out!?"

"I want to go to sleep, but im afraid I'll get Mullinax'd, that would be so gay!"

by Devil Nuts August 3, 2009

The 5 D's

1) Dodge
2) Duck
3) Dip
4) Dive
5) Dodge

remember the 5 D's of dodgeball!
thats the key to victory

by Ja-Ballah May 10, 2008

I'd hit that

A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself.

"Wow, did you see that girl over there?"
"Yeah."
"I'd Hit that."
"Same Here."

by MichealBluth December 29, 2005

I'd've

Contraction of 'I would have'.

I'd've tried a little harder if I knew then what I know now.

by anonymous February 5, 2004

COUCH'D

To be completly worthless on a couch, bed, floor ect; unable to move ; drained of energy or effectiveness; extremely tired; completely exhausted due to the consumption/smoking of marijuana.
Mostly caused by the excessive use of fatty blunts, bong rips, fatty Joints ect.

That was a thick ass blunt, I can´t get up man. im COUCH'D
Pepheeee

MEGA BLUNTS are usually guarnteed to get you COUCH'D

by Pepheee February 18, 2007

V.F.D.

An acronym used for various things in the book series "A Series of Unfortunate Events".

Volunteer Fire Department
Very Fancy Doilies
Very Fine Disguises
Volunteer Feline Dectives
Vertical Fire Diversion
Very Fascinating Drama
Volunteers Fighting Disease
Village of Fowl Devotees
Valley of Four Drafts
Verbal Fridge Dialogue
Very Fun Day
Vinegar Flavored Doughnuts
Violent Frozen Dragonflies
Voracious Fierce Dragon
Vain Fat Dictator
Verdant Flammable Devices
Vernacularly Fastened Door

by Mark Bryan September 28, 2003