Splatter of matter on the wall 

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

Splatter of matter on the wall by drunk professor January 26, 2021

whip a plate at the wall

something nonsensical and somewhat not needed nor effective or ethical

he oncw sat up in his bed yelled Wheres Bulbasaur Then he whip a plate at the wall

whip a plate at the wall by darkclaw wolfgod October 10, 2022

I saw her climb up a wall 

No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.

Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."

Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"

I saw her climb up a wall by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

Bust that ass up against the wall

It is a slang term that refers to sexual activity, explicitly having sex or engaging in sexual activity up against a wall. The phrase is often used in hip-hop music and is associated with a rough or aggressive style of sexual behavior.

You little cunt, I will be the one to bust that ass up against the wall.

Bust that ass up against the wall by Otobashi April 20, 2023

There’s monkeys in the walls 

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.

Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*

There’s monkeys in the walls by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023

You don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside! 

What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.

Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"

You don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside! by QuacksO October 31, 2023

NATIONAL PIN YOUR BF AGAINST THE WALL DAY AND KISS HIM 

You slam your bf against the wall and punch till he cry’s then you give him a kiss

Hey it’s NATIONAL PIN YOUR BF AGAINST THE WALL DAY AND KISS HIM.

NATIONAL PIN YOUR BF AGAINST THE WALL DAY AND KISS HIM by Diego bafa November 17, 2023