Dick Cheney

A man serving as our vice president from 2000-2004. However, no one knows about him, because he hasn't done anything important for our country!

Dick Cheyney is our V.P.? How would I know that?

by xeroxcopyr May 16, 2004

dick measuring contest

A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.

At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.

by adam phillips November 8, 2008

Dick biter

a woman who is a femanazi,hates men or always puts them down.

Kathy is a dick biter.

by Deep blue 2012 June 1, 2010

dick dilemma

A situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of ass.

An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.

Steve is in such a dick dilemma right now.
Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.

by Penile Confusion November 13, 2005

Dick Triangle

Triangular area above penis, That can usually be seen when wearing a swim suit.

Jakes pants fell down and you could see his dick triangle.

by Keeganssssweeet June 28, 2009

Dick Lips

Term used when a woman has obtained a notorious reputation for frequently performing oral sex, usually a demeaning adjective to the actions of the woman usually originating from either guys who have been involved with or have known other guys who have been involved with the woman.

Brittany has a nice set of dick lips, so I think I'll invite her to my party tonight.
Mariah Carey has a thick pair of dick lips.
Pamela Anderson has really demonstrated her dick lips.
Last night at the party I hooked up Jessie, although she has those big-ass dick lips.

by NATEDOGG213 October 6, 2008

dick zit

a zit that one gets on thei penis

i cant come bowlin toda i haveto stay home and pop my dick zit

by skinhead March 26, 2003