WiNO.

Acronym for Wiccan in Name Only. Someone who claims to be Wiccan, but seldom (if ever) observes the festival days or performs the appropriate rituals. Such people claim to know everything about Wicca, but in truth know very little about the religion or its practices.
See Wicclet.

"Cassandra claims that she observed the Samhain rituals, but I know for a fact she spent the night at a Halloween party.
She is such a WiNo."

by rune April 2, 2010

Jehovah's Witnesses

A religious sect of Christianity, now deemed a cult, that spreads itself to as many people as possible. Claiming the end of the world is nearing, they say it is their duty to preach to all to save them. Only Jehovah's Witnesses will survive the end. Though they may seem peaceful, nice and loving, "hardcore" Jehovah's Witnesses are infact nearly terrorist, violent, hateful, racist and overall, disgusting people. They spread anti-semitism, believe in hating the United States, Israel, the United Nations and homosexuals. They previously have been on 20/20 for sexual molestation charges within the church. They are one step lower than terrorist extremeists and preach many falsehoods that they cannot backup. The horrors do not stop there, as charges of molstation and racism are only the beginning. Along with those come, trespassing, assault, harassment, battery, terrorism, manslaughter and hate crimes. They believe in not accepting vital medical help such as organ transplants and blood transfusions and if a JW parent's child is critically injured and needs such a medical treatment, the religion prohibits it. The child, even if could be saved and fully recover, is told they must die.

I got visited by Jehovahs Witnesses today, they tried blocking me from shutting the door on them.

Those damn Jehovah's Witnesses keep harassing me every weekend.

Quick! Shut the door and lock it, the Jehovahs Witnesses are coming. Call the police!

by Liberation June 9, 2007

Winosaur

Mature woman with an exaggerated taste for alcoholic beverages derived from grapes, quite often stored in a device called bag-in-box. Because of her degenerated state the winosaur is the opposite of a milf.

Damn, is Martha drunk again? That old hag is such a winosaur...

by Karlos de Suecia March 1, 2009

Jehovah's Witnesses

Crazy fools who suck all the joy from life and will try to sneak in under the radar and do the same to you.

Me: Hey, can I have a random wheel barrel of fruit and vegetables too?
JW:No! You're Methodist and an impure demon!

by Kruger December 31, 2004

witness

someone who stays around for a friend so they don't get kidnapped and or raped by a rando.

Margaret I will be your witness, that dude is mad shiesty.

by Margoballsacks May 19, 2010

winona ryder

A chick who's clearly guilty of kleptomania but is cute enough to get away with it.

Judge: "Well, you're clearly guilty of robbing this bank, but you're cute.. a bit of a Winona Ryder type deal, really. So I'll reduce your setence by 3/4."

by I'm not bitter! August 19, 2004

without

not using protection

"she finally agreed to do it without"

by etchasketch October 22, 2003