Kruger's definitions

Jehovah's Witnesses

Crazy fools who suck all the joy from life and will try to sneak in under the radar and do the same to you.

Me: Hey, can I have a random wheel barrel of fruit and vegetables too?
JW:No! You're Methodist and an impure demon!

by Kruger December 31, 2004

Cumlet pop

When you cum inside a woman on accident and regret it this is called a cumlet pop

“I did a cumlet pop in shaniqua last week, Also did a cumlet pop in her mom”

by Kruger March 21, 2023

whoft

A whoft of shit

I just had a whoft of shit blown at me

by Kruger March 13, 2023

yip yup

An affirmative response that positively confirmes a statement.

Do you like wah wah bees?
Yip yup, I do.

by Kruger June 14, 2003