Water Temple 

The most mind bending temples that Zelda has to offer. In The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, the Water Temple is located on the bottom of Lake Hylia. When you first enter the Water Temple, you're greeted by a three story drop to the bottom of the Temple. Leaving you thinking: "Aw fuck..."
Then after an hour or two you figure out: "Holy shit! I can make the water rise!" You then think that your a fuckin' genius, but you're only 2% through the Temple.
When (if) you get to a room filled with water and a tiny little island in the middle, no, you are not high. Nor are you getting haunted by BEN. No, it's far worse. You're fighting Dark Link. After many failed attempts (even though you coulda used the Megaton Hammer), you get another Hookshot... But this time it's twice as long!
Now, it's all downhill from here. After you get the Boss Key and enter the boss dungeon, you're suddenly snuck up on by a tentacle monster that's gonna penitrate your ass! (Not)
After defeating Chaos- er... Morpha, you get you're next heart piece and the blue medalion!

"Omigod this store is like the fuckin' Water Temple, were the hell are the condoms!?"

Water Temple by ChibiFurFox September 14, 2011

Water Polo

The best sport is the whole god damn world, with the fittest athletes around! Played with 7 players. 6 field and 1 goalie, where field players have to put the ball past the goialie and into the cage to get points. Sound easy? It's the combination of soccer, football, under water wresting, and a little boxing.It is alot better and harder than football.

Water polo players would kick football players ass.

Water Polo by Bordo December 27, 2005

Water chestnut 

N. - A term for the clitoris.

My research suggests that the slang term "water chestnut" for the clitoris has little to do its physical make up.

Water chestnut by Anna Kane June 6, 2009

Water Board 

1. A sex act in which a woman presses a towel over the face of her sexual partner, then ejaculates or "squirts" violently over the face and towel to simulate drowning.

2. A female ejaculation aimed or targeting the mouth, eyes, and lungs of a sexual partner.

Every time Brigette Nielsen gets her hands on a man, she straddles the poor bastard like a saddle and water boards the dude until he's gargling she-skeet.

Water Board by Balki Bartokomouth February 22, 2014

Water Nigger 

A person of island descent like a filipino or a Hawaiian. They can be anyone who's ancestors used to live on an island and aren't white.

That guy's a Hawaiian.

Oh shit, that means he's a Water Nigger

Water Nigger by jacobhammer January 21, 2011

Water Rub 

Masturbating while fully submerged under water. This can be done with one's dominant hand or the hose end of a snorkel when appropriate. Water rubs date back to the times of the ancient Greeks and can be seen practiced today among all of the world's oceanic cultures.

Mom's voice calling from just beyond the wave pool forced me to cut my water rub short.

Water Rub by Sean_bot September 30, 2010

Water Polo

Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, strongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally unstable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the ultimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often). Under the surface anything goes.

Water polo is for the mentally unstable.

Water Polo by The Water Polo Freak July 10, 2009