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TWACK v. To strike with great force using the back of the middle finger (usually the nail) after coiling it under pressure against the opposing thumb. Accomplished twackers can inflict great welts upon their victim's flesh. (This definition posted by the forerunner was removed from the Urban Dictionary by some evil force... but truth shall prevail!)
That turd cutter pissed me off, so I twacked him right in the munt!
"on the first twack//pope jumped like a macaque//on the second twack//pope was taken aback//on the third twack//lost his marbles the old hack" (A.S. Pushkin)
by Clittary Hilton September 19, 2008
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TWAR

An @reply Twitter war.

Origins:
In the early morning of April 14, 2009, NKOTB member Jonathan Knight (@JonathanRKnight) challenged Joey McIntyre (@joeymcintyre) to an @reply war.

Jonathan Knight tweeted to his fans during a break in the middle of the concert. Donnie Wahlberg (@DonnieWahlberg) did the same.

When the concert was over, the smack talk began with Joey saying "While Jon was smokin' on the bus I was smokin' on stage."

Jonathan soon replied "Joe was smoking cause his fire went out!"

The smack talk continued until Jonathan playfully teased Joey by saying, "Lets battle it out tomorrow on tweetstats! May the best man win!"

Jonathan dubbed the war a "TWAR":
"Good one Joe But I love you too much for our epic twitter war! I see the headlines now, NK's go to TWAR! Not gonna happen!"

At 1 am PST, when TweetStats.com reset, the war was on. Joey was in the lead at almost 2k @replies within two hours. Not long after TweetStats.com crashed.

Alas, we may never know the winner of the TWAR but we have had fun playing. The only person(s) who has suffered because of this incident would be those that manage the TweetStats site and their server. Poor thing was burned up with all the activity.

Disclaimer: This was all in fun and in no way reflects any disharmony within the group because there is none.
JonathanRKnight: "Good one Joe But I love you too much for our epic twitter war! I see the headlines now, NK's go to TWAR! Not gonna happen!"

A few hours later: "Before this Twar gets outta hand, I was kidding!"
by Mandy in TULSA April 14, 2009
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twat monger

Someone who busies oneself in the sordid pursuit of vagina.
My roomate in college....now that man was a bonified twat monger!
by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007
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Twacktivity

An activity while twacked.
Woah man, before we go, I need to find a twacktivity so I'm not hella bored at Gordos.
by Marshagoldberg559 August 10, 2012
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twatopotamus

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.
Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.
by Marc Frey January 25, 2004
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tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.
Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.
by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
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Twagging

1. I'm gonna twag Science today
2. Were you twagging school yesterday?
by Claire March 17, 2004
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