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twagging 

making fun of someone not in the room to secretly make fun of someone in the room so that said person in room doesn't know
dude! demi is so bad at lacrosse. (when tj is really the one who sucks) and tj is the one in the room. (calvin and jon was just twagging on tj)
twagging by cl&jc December 2, 2011

Twanging The One Stringed Bass

Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?

Tagging my pixel 

Is used to mean that one has had a rather unsatisfying orgasm. It felt good at the time, but was rather rubbish when looked at retropectively.
Bob: I had a terrible night last night
Frank: What happened?
Bob: I was doing cybersex with Jannet and I just ended up tagging my pixel
Frank: Bummer!

Tagging Whales 

The act of having sex with fat chicks.
Contrary to rule number one.
Joe was so drunk this weekend that he didn't remember tagging whales.

toilet tagging 

Refers to when you have passed a bowel movement and left streaks in the toilet.
I spent all day toilet tagging the restrooms at the beach.
toilet tagging by maxjar10 August 11, 2006

Body Tagging 

Someone who does tattooing.
To place ink underneath the skin.
I know a guy who does great Body Tagging.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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