Acting brand new; acting in such a way that depicts a “fake” persona and/or out of character speech or actions
Friend 1: Alberto acting kinda different today, huh?
Friend 2: Don’t mind him, dude’s always been fake af.
Friend 2: Don’t mind him, dude’s always been fake af.
by Bowsettehentai January 27, 2021
Get the Fake afmug. A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.
Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends
by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017
Get the fake friendmug. Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media
My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression
Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is
OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!
Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is
OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!
by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018
Get the Faking Depressionmug. Fake style; when a skateboarder tries too hard to have grace in his/her tricks, forcing something that isn't there.
by HitPop December 17, 2008
Get the Fake Steezemug. by @Kazuto#5284 November 11, 2019
Get the Fake depressionmug. Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!
by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015
Get the fake numberedmug. A fake friend will always ACT nice to you, may seem like a good friend- claims they understands you.
However, they'd rather respect the more obvious fake girls- whom you clearly see though their fakery.
A FAKE FRIEND will go out their way to attend a popular prissy girls Bday Trip: Thorpe Park, who hasnt even invited YOU but asked everyone else in class, all discussing ways to make plans to attend her damn birthday trip!
A FAKE FRIEND wouldn't even buy YOU a birthday card but brought gifts/cards (and Wine) for others.
Not one of them will ever stand by you at your most rainy days, would only jeer at you instead, make it all about them- labels you as the problem,making sure how alone you are, showing you that everyone will all gang up, by getting their snidey shit stirring little females to come at you, just to make it seem how fucked you are- that no one likes you.
They would only talk to you when it only benefits them, like asking for help and give answers exam questions/assignments.
When a FAKE FRIENDS makes comments about your makeup, and tells YOU should make your makeup more natural - AVOID THOSE MOULDY BUGGERS!
Moreover, they'll get disgusted with you even if you use one swearword in class and show how disgusted they feel and brand it as 'full blast swearing' They will always tell you off and fucking boss you around like they're the motherfucking teacher, whilst making unsolicited remarks about your entire character.
Leaving you feeling insignificant to society.
However, they'd rather respect the more obvious fake girls- whom you clearly see though their fakery.
A FAKE FRIEND will go out their way to attend a popular prissy girls Bday Trip: Thorpe Park, who hasnt even invited YOU but asked everyone else in class, all discussing ways to make plans to attend her damn birthday trip!
A FAKE FRIEND wouldn't even buy YOU a birthday card but brought gifts/cards (and Wine) for others.
Not one of them will ever stand by you at your most rainy days, would only jeer at you instead, make it all about them- labels you as the problem,making sure how alone you are, showing you that everyone will all gang up, by getting their snidey shit stirring little females to come at you, just to make it seem how fucked you are- that no one likes you.
They would only talk to you when it only benefits them, like asking for help and give answers exam questions/assignments.
When a FAKE FRIENDS makes comments about your makeup, and tells YOU should make your makeup more natural - AVOID THOSE MOULDY BUGGERS!
Moreover, they'll get disgusted with you even if you use one swearword in class and show how disgusted they feel and brand it as 'full blast swearing' They will always tell you off and fucking boss you around like they're the motherfucking teacher, whilst making unsolicited remarks about your entire character.
Leaving you feeling insignificant to society.
FAKE FRIEND: You should make your makeup more natural, to look more presentable.
ME: *feeling quite upset*
FAKE FRIEND: Im the Salon Manager its my job.
Another fake friend: *gets involved* infuriating me to the edge.
ME: "No one hasnt even heard me swear in full blast"
FAKE FRIEND: "That is full blast swearing"
ME: "No i used one swear word."
*In my head* YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME BE!
*In my head* WW3
ME: *feeling quite upset*
FAKE FRIEND: Im the Salon Manager its my job.
Another fake friend: *gets involved* infuriating me to the edge.
ME: "No one hasnt even heard me swear in full blast"
FAKE FRIEND: "That is full blast swearing"
ME: "No i used one swear word."
*In my head* YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME BE!
*In my head* WW3
by SteerClear699669 March 17, 2020
Get the Fake Friendmug.