Twice up the barrel, once down the side 

A self-contained phrase that states something is indisputably right during any kind of disagreement.

After debating for hours, Julie said to Mike, "No matter what you say, I will always know tennis balls are yellow, not green. Twice up the barrel, once down the side."

Twice up the barrel, once down the side by Okaymegan February 18, 2013

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

Talking to God on the big white telephone by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

fumble the bag 

when you majorly fuck up something

ted and bob let exams get to them this year, they continued to fumble the bag and y’all hate to see it.

fumble the bag by fumbletumble December 18, 2019

dogging the boys 

when your friend callum smith decides to not go out with the lads on a night out in order to get ‘uck’ from a clapped women

ffs callum is dogging the boys again :(

dogging the boys by osama bin seear April 29, 2019

Spin the block 

To come back around on a block, to re-shoot at an opp (opposition), to finish the drill. Or, to add new suspects to the hit.

“Fuck da, spin the block, shoot the friend too.”- NLE Choppa

Spin the block by Ja’cenny July 5, 2019

beat the brains out of the little soldier 

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.

"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"

beat the brains out of the little soldier by richard vendor October 22, 2012

notch in the bedpost 

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.

Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.

notch in the bedpost by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013