by Fbjailbird84 December 6, 2020
Get the ghetto spreader mug.The ultimate in modern security searches to be performed by TSA officials on members of the public at the entry of all government facilities and prior to those citizens boarding any form of transportation.
Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.
Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.
Before TSA implemented the strip-n-spread I was so scared of taking the bus to work. Now I can feel secure in knowing that my fellow passengers have nothing explosive shoved up their asterisk
by justthinkin' November 30, 2010
Get the strip-n-spread mug.An expression of extreme regret or embarrassment after realizing that one has unintentionally shared false or misleading information. This phrase may be used humorously to indicate a person's chagrin or remorse for mistakenly passing on incorrect facts, rumors, or gossip.
Nigel: "Did you hear that Bill Gates is actually an alien from another planet?"
Billy: "What? No, that's just a ridiculous conspiracy theory. Where did you hear that?"
Nigel: "Oh no, I saw it on some random blog and shared it on Facebook. NNNNDIID NO NO NO! I ACCIDENTALLY SPREAD MISINFORMATION!"
Billy: "What? No, that's just a ridiculous conspiracy theory. Where did you hear that?"
Nigel: "Oh no, I saw it on some random blog and shared it on Facebook. NNNNDIID NO NO NO! I ACCIDENTALLY SPREAD MISINFORMATION!"
by Spa Yoda Fan! March 23, 2023
Get the NNNNDIID NO NO NO! I ACCIDENTALLY SPREAD MISINFORMATION! mug.A Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag is a device used in some S&M scenes. A pronged steel cock-ring is inserted into a bottom's mouth and fastened with a leather strap. He's blindfolded and handcuffed and his mouth is now ready for use. After being given 300mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, Boy may be forced to wear a cock-cage, leather ball-stretcher and puppy-dog tail
Once, I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and somebody drugged me and I passed out! When I woke up, several dudes fucked me through the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag they forced me to wear, and I heard Matt talking, he had fucked my mouth too because I recognized his dick-shape and cum-taste when he shot his load down my throat - I blew my wad through the cock-cage they had on me and they made me lick it up!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
Get the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag mug.by Jordan Reindl March 2, 2008
Get the spread susan mug.Spread out is the new illest variation of words such as, Chill, Chill out, Calm down, derived from the
mutherfuckin' Colonel W's crazy vocabular
mutherfuckin' Colonel W's crazy vocabular
Col.W - Yo Beau, you need to spread the fuck out before you get your head crushed...
Beau - Aiight man i'll spread out
Beau - Aiight man i'll spread out
by Col.W April 22, 2006
Get the spread out mug.by tyler April 28, 2004
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