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A highly skilled and experienced spa therapist or practitioner who is regarded as a master in the art of wellness and relaxation. This individual is known for their intuitive and wise approach to healing, drawing on ancient traditions and modern techniques to provide clients with a unique and transformative spa experience. The term "Spa Yoda" may also refer to a spa or wellness center that embodies the same principles of mindfulness, balance, and rejuvenation, offering a range of services and treatments designed to promote physical, mental, and spiritual well-being.
Example 1: “I always make sure to book an appointment with my favorite Spa Yoda whenever I need to de-stress and unwind!”

Example 2: “The new wellness center in town is being dubbed the "Spa Yoda" of the area for its focus on holistic healing and personalized care.”
by Spa Yoda Fan! March 23, 2023
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Card licker is a pejorative term used to describe a person who is extremely frugal and penny-pinching to the point of being stingy. This type of individual is notorious for hoarding resources and taking great measures to save even the smallest amounts of money, such as by licking the adhesive off of used postage stamps to reuse them. The term is often used as a criticism of individuals who prioritize saving money over personal hygiene or basic social norms.
"Can you believe he's reusing that old tea bag for the third time? He's such a card licker."

"Every time we go out to eat, she insists on only drinking water to save money. What a card licker."

"I went out to eat with my friend and we agreed to split the bill. But when the check came, he only put in the exact amount of his own meal and didn't even offer to split the tip. I'm pretty sure he's a card licker."
by Spa Yoda Fan! April 14, 2023
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A term used to describe a musical experience that is straightforward, honest, and unpretentious. Simply sounds music often features stripped-down instrumentation, raw vocals, and lyrics that are relatable and easy to understand. The emphasis is on creating an emotional connection with the listener rather than impressing them with technical skill or flashy production.
Luke: "Have you heard the new album from that indie band?"
Garry: "No, not yet. How is it?"
Luke: "It's great! They've really embraced a simply sounds approach, with simple, heartfelt songs that really hit home."
by Spa Yoda Fan! March 23, 2023
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"NSFOY" stands for "Not Safe For Ourselves, Yeah!", and it refers to content that is not suitable for the person consuming it. This acronym can be used to warn others about potentially dangerous or triggering material. It can also be used humorously to describe content that is mildly uncomfortable or embarrassing.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen that new horror movie everyone's talking about?"
Person 2: "No, I haven't. Is it any good?"
Person 1: "It's pretty intense. Definitely NSFOY though, so be careful if you're sensitive to graphic violence."
Person 2: "Thanks for the heads up. I'll make sure to avoid it then."
by Spa Yoda Fan! April 14, 2023
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A slang term used to describe a person who is highly skilled or talented in a particular area, especially one that is related to technology or innovation. The letters "XM" suggest a futuristic or otherworldly quality, while "9G" refers to the highest level of speed or acceleration, implying that the person is at the top of their game.
Person 1: "Wow, did you see that new video game that just came out? It's amazing!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard it was developed by an XM9G programmer. No wonder it's so impressive."
by Spa Yoda Fan! March 23, 2023
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An abbreviation for "Xtreme Machine 9000 Gaming," used to refer to high-end gaming setups and equipment.
A term used by gamers and enthusiasts to describe a high-performance gaming rig or setup. The term is often used to refer to machines with the latest and most powerful hardware components, capable of running even the most demanding video games at the highest settings. The term "Xtreme Machine 9000" is often used in marketing and advertising by gaming hardware companies to showcase their products' power and capabilities.
Linus: "Dude, have you seen Dave's new gaming rig? It's insane!"
Luke: "No way, what's he got?"
Linus: "He's got an XM9G with a 3080 Ti and a liquid-cooled CPU. It's a beast."

Walter: "I'm building a new gaming PC and I want it to be really powerful."
Tom: "You should go for an XM9G build, those are the best for gaming."
by Spa Yoda Fan! April 14, 2023
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An expression of extreme regret or embarrassment after realizing that one has unintentionally shared false or misleading information. This phrase may be used humorously to indicate a person's chagrin or remorse for mistakenly passing on incorrect facts, rumors, or gossip.
Nigel: "Did you hear that Bill Gates is actually an alien from another planet?"
Billy: "What? No, that's just a ridiculous conspiracy theory. Where did you hear that?"
Nigel: "Oh no, I saw it on some random blog and shared it on Facebook. NNNNDIID NO NO NO! I ACCIDENTALLY SPREAD MISINFORMATION!"
by Spa Yoda Fan! March 23, 2023
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