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Smudging Gooch

The act of wiping the chode hairs free of sweat from a hard night of anal sex.
Man last night Alex was smudging gooch with his tounge, i later foung out he had herpes.
by 69dude69 October 13, 2007
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Sludge

Hey Man, I'm on my couch I so sludge right now
by DBird September 6, 2007
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Smodge

Just a wee bit more. Even if it's for a racoon.
I'll take a smodge more of those dates, please.
by masked sweetheart February 16, 2021
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snudge

A form of a cockblock.

*Nudging yourself between a dude and a chick with the sole intention of interrupting any progress being made.*

There is no such thing as accidental snudging. Doing the same thing without intending to interrupt is considered a fuck up and can be forgiven.

Actual snudging is considered illegal in 12/13 of the provinces and territories and may be punishable by rearrangement of the face (Manitoba being the exception as snudging is impossible when only 2 persons are involved).

to snudge is to physically/literally place your body in-between the 2 people. Not symbolically, metaphorically, or any other form of ...ly.
Herp: Yo derp, saw you and herpette getting cuddly on the couch last night! how'd that go?
Derp: was going well until dickfuck sat between us and started hittin on her
Herp: What a dirty fucking snudger! lets kick his ass.

L: hey W, did you hook up S on the trip? cause whenever you were together, A totally snudged his way in there.

W: Yeah we did! A was just bein an idiot, which kinda helped me.
by W.aka.Derp November 21, 2011
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Duck Sludge

A collection of duck butter that has accumulated at the ball-sack and become a disgusting, sludge-like material that reeks of taint, underarms, and stale doritos.
His duck sludge could put an orangutan off!
by Bradlay July 4, 2008
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Smunge

1. An unidentifiable residual build-up usually found at the bottom of outdoor trash recepticals. Cannot be calssified as animal, vegetable nor mineral. Commonly brown/chunky in apearance.
2. Common term applied to any mystery substance deemed to be of questionable origin or considered harmfull.
1.Ah fuck, there's smunge on the doorknob!!
2. SHIT!! I GOT SMUNGE ON ME!!!
by Equinox May 13, 2005
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spudge

(n) The pasty stuff that comes out of a blackhead pimple.
Joe enjoyed squeezing the spudge out of his blackheads.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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