Bradlay's definitions

cock blockula

a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.

Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!

by bradlay July 4, 2008

Duck Sludge

A collection of duck butter that has accumulated at the ball-sack and become a disgusting, sludge-like material that reeks of taint, underarms, and stale doritos.

His duck sludge could put an orangutan off!

by Bradlay July 4, 2008