schmeckle

the last bits of weed in the bottom of the bowl, not enough for a cone

"hey bro is there any more chop?"
"nah bruh , only a schmeckle"

by boonce February 3, 2017

mother of shmuck

Used something like holy shit, but is more fun to say, and relitivly parentaly appropriate. Best used with slight french accent.

Jeremy, this is the longest hike ever, mother of shmuck when are we going to be there!

by Putney August 31, 2005

schmucks

a guy who reads,thinks,and plays nothin but warcraft

andy!!!! you scmuck.

by andrew March 11, 2004

schmick

A jackass, a complete cornball. A conglomeration of the word schmuck and dick.

I can't stand that dude, he's a total schmick

by Stony Stark March 24, 2009

schmuckatelli

1. a person who let's people in their house for 15 minutes when their parents aren't home and think they're bad ass

2. a slang term of endeerment between friends

1. mom i didnt mean to be such a schmuckatelli

2. heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy schmuckatelli how are ya

by pre-wrap December 17, 2008

shmuck

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

by Leah February 21, 2003

Schmacked

Past Participle
Beat (past tense) somebody really badly in a game or activity (especially sports).

Who tryna get schmacked in Clash (of Clans)?
Damn...Collin was playin' Smash 4 with Kyrie last night and that nigga got SCHMACKED
You playin 3 on 3? Boy if we go full court you finna get schmacked

by Air-Dried Conditioner December 11, 2017