Procrastinating

What you are doing right now. What I am doing right now

Procrastinating: I'll put an example later

by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 11, 2020

Procrastinating

When your sounding out the vowels into a rhythmic song and you're a week behind on chemistry.

My boyfriend: Are you procrastinating?
Me: aaa aa aa aa ee ee ee ee ii i iii ii oo oo oo o uu uu uuu uu

by Leems19 November 19, 2020

Procrastibator

To get pleasure from procrastinating.

I'm such a chronic procrastibator, I know I have to work at 8am & should go to sleep, but I still haven't seen the last 80 episodes of Breaking Bad, & it feels so good, so I'll probably binge those instead...

by Vanspades February 18, 2021

Procrastinating

What you're doing right now, your entire course is due tomorrow and you've only finished half, because your brain is addicted to dopamine.

You right now: 'I'm gonna and go fuck around on Urban Dictionary instead of finishing my homework.'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'

by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

ProCrapstination

Procrapstination is when you have shitty excuses for why your delaying things. Like u have cleaned all the house but one room. Saying you don’t know where to start. …. When u should just grab the crap and move it out and start over. Like u did in all the other rooms. Or I have 5,000$ but I can’t pay u the 100$ because I have to live within my means of what I get paid weekly and u need to wait til next week when I get paid. Procrapstination The art of giving people lots of bs excuses. In order to prolong why u have not done something.

Mom. You have procrapstination, your willing to do other things but not willing to do the same thing over there.

Hey Denise you need to apply for a another job so u can keep ur car. I don’t have time. Or I haven’t done it yet or I haven’t asked others for help. But u will lose ur car and won’t have a place to live. You find time to do nothing. U could spend it finding a job after ur 4 hour shift or before.

by Woccolie Wob August 30, 2021

Procrasturbation

Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.

Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”

by Flapulicious September 1, 2021

Procrastibaking

Procrastination by baking homemade goods instead of working on a task that’s due for work or school.

Son: Mom, what are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be working on your report?
Mom: I thought I’d make you & your friends some homemade banana nut muffins!
Son: Ah. Procrastibaking again.

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022