wet penny in the pocket

a drop of urine on the inside front of a man's pants caused by putting the penis up too soon after urinating

After returning to dinner from a bathroom break Harold realized he had a wet penny in the pocket.

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

pocket god

The single best iphone app there is.

whatcha doin...

playing pocket god

cooooollll....

by BarackObama1138thx February 2, 2010

Meat Pocket

To define a woman whose only practical use in this world is to take cock in her vagina.

Jen really is nothing more than a useless Meat Pocket!

by Ravensong August 12, 2007

pocket turd

A small pile of credit card receipts,
notes, bills, wrappers, etc, deposited
around the house as people empty their
pockets.

Bill was disgusted to find his roomate
had left pocket turds all over the apartment, including the dresser, the vaniety top, and even on top of the piano.

by big_daddy November 2, 2004

Back Pocket Girl

A girl that you keep around for company when your bored or loney and in-between girlfriends. Also called a surrogate girlfriend.

John: Hey who was that you were on a date with last night? I thought you and Marie were together?

Michael: Nah man...she's just my back pocket girl till I find someone I wanna settle down with.

by hollypete September 7, 2009

pocket gay

N. A very small, slim gay man (5'7" or shorter). So named because they're small enough to "put in your pocket."

With his size six shoes, 27-inch-waisted painter pants and extra-small T-shirts from Express, he's the pimp of the pocket gays.

by gregworld77 October 14, 2006

pocketgay

A homosexual male that is vertically challenged, or otherwise smaller, either in size or stature, to his gay peers.

Tom is only 5 feet tall, therefore, he's a pocketgay.

by JamesWax July 20, 2006