parisyte

A female that is a broho that not only goes from guy to guy in a circle of friends but also drains each one of the resources he has before moving onto the next one.

Dude I'm so glad that bitch moved onto Lyle she is such a parisyte she left me broke all the time.

by JdMasterp October 12, 2019

Lulu Paris smith

A Hemel chav... that’s it.. -quote of the year... “I’ll Jump out the motor” Also, “I can’t wait to see you and rip every hair out your head”...

Hi lulu Paris smith

by Lulu paris November 10, 2020

paris hilton without makeup

Paris Hilton without Makeup is the grossest thing ever.

Did you see that picture of Paris Hilton without Makeup? I almost threw up.

by Kschenke July 29, 2008

Parisian pass

This maneuver is often performed in crowded bars. The passer touches a person to let them know he needs to get through but allows his hand to linger longer than necessary. Often used as a subtle way to flirt.

Girl 1: I don't think he's interested in you.
Girl 2: But he just gave me a Parisian pass on his way to the bar...
Girl 1: Looks like you've found your guy for the night!

by alfredokid June 21, 2014

paris

A lovely place that is meant for everyone to visit. Beautiful. Beautiful people, places and things. Paris is heaven.

I shake my little snow globe of paris and anounce to my friends:
" someday guys, someday..."

by amberose July 12, 2005

Patios

Pronounced (pa-twa) it is an accent of most Carribbean people

1: Wagwan my yute, yu good?
2: YA MAN
3: Nice accent what is it?
1: Patios

by Yng King May 12, 2019

1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton

1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton is an extremely ugly celebrity; who is famous for being famous. She is known for having 1 eye that is larger then the other. This is due to plastic surgery. This can been seen to comparing photos of Paris from when she was a teen to now. Her earlier photos didn't show this deformity. In fact, Paris Hilton was actually sexy before she paid a talentless doctor to cut apart her face. although she denies having plastic surgery; ANYONE that has seen photos of her when she was young can tell the difference. Along with here disproportional eyes; she also has a razor thin nose and swollen fake looking lips. She also wears contact lenses to change her eye color. Paris really become famous after accidentally (On Purposes) releasing a porn film of her having boring sex with her boyfriend at the time Rick Salomon. The film was called "1 Night in Paris." This lead to a staged reality shows called "The Simple Life." The show also started Nicole Richie before she became a broomstick.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.

When I meet God I'm going to ask 1. Why is 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton so ugly? And 2. If it was all a joke, then why make her so dumb? Don't you want her to understand the fact that you made her so ugly as a joke? I mean I get the joke and I think it's hilarious! But I think Paris Hilton is the type of person who would forget out to breath if her brain didn't do it automatically. Maybe that is part of the joke? Even funnier!

by the2ndflood October 6, 2008