Hoojie 

A word that should give one a sour feeling; it is used often like a noun or adjective to describe something distasteful. The word can be stated randomly, without any prompting, and one should let out a slight chuckle (ever so slight). One could describe another's words to be "hoojie," or one's ideas, but hoojie cannot describe another's clothes, or their accessories.

In a conversation between someone with half a brain, let us call him Jason, and a whole brained person, let him be known as Ryan, it could be used like this:
Ryan: What the heck? I just died randomly! There is no way that what just happened is possible!
Jason: what is this hoojie you speak of?

Hoojie by ~Tony~ March 18, 2007

hoodie 

An article of clothing, very comfortable and practical. Also used by fat girls and fat guys to hide all that fucking fat, seriously. Almost every fat person I've meet that tries to act "sexy" wears a hoody to make themselves look more appealing. Maybe it's just me.

A nice pouch at the front that can be used to hide/keep several things, legal or not. Unlike sweaters and just about any other form of clothing for the winter, hoodies take less than 5 seconds to put on (same goes for women HOLY SHIT).

Many believe that your a poser/criminal if you wear one. Mind you, these are the same type of people who view everything stereotypically. Hoodie? Obviously you must be a poser gangsta wanna be or a criminal. You like how it looks? NO FUCKING WAY, theres no such thing as liking an article of clothing. It MUST be because your a poser.

(they label everything I tells yeah)

that's not to say it isn't actually worn by SOME posers.

"HAHA LOOK AT THE POSER HAHA YOUR NOT BLACK!!!"

"Not black? So all black people act a certain way? Please continue with your non stereotypical views"

QUIT HIDING THE FAT

Hoodie

hoodie by Shakezoola October 16, 2006

Hoodie 

A penis that is only circumcised on one half, making its appearance like that of a hooded sweatshirt.

I fucked this guy last night, it was so bizarre, head a hoodie

Hoodie by Woooooo March 7, 2012

Hooties 

Pubic lice, especially those picked up from a whore or one-night-stand-- ie 'ho cooties'.

"How'd it go with that girl last night?"
"Really bad; she gave me hooties."
"Dude, you totally had that one coming."

Hooties by TheUltimateAuthority April 7, 2009

hookie

an object of unknown flavour - nobody has yet been brave enough to try and find out!

what flavour are chris' hookies?

hookie by biochem December 8, 2006

hoolie pop 

Another name for a joint/cigarette with seeds in it.

When you are smoking a joint and the seed pops the end of your cherry off...( thats a hoolie pop )
An uncleaned joint/cigarette

hoolie pop by Mike Roberson July 7, 2008

The Hoodie Effect 

This is when you see someone with a hoodie, and you find them attractive without realizing it. This only works on some people, and you will probably stare at that person for a long time.

He has The Hoodie Effect on me, he's so hot!

The Hoodie Effect by zulily123 May 9, 2014