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Hubby is sweeter than honey, and his spirit is hotter than the sun. He's the rebar to my concrete foundation as we build a temple, an empire, and a family greater than what either of us could build on our own. He's faithful, forgiving, thorough, honorable, awesome and his arms are warmer and more comfortable than the most expensive, design brand velvety mink throw you'll ever find.

His dick fills up my holes and my soul. His asshole is delectable; sweeter than nectar and carries the aroma of homegrown vanilla bean.
Me: Where's hubby? I need to run into his arms, hop on his dick and lick his asshole.
Hubby by TheNymphodora May 1, 2026

glass hobby 

Glass hobby means to drive a car through the plate glass windows in the front of a store. It is a British expression.
I am going to glass hobby the 7-11.
glass hobby by Caleb Buck November 15, 2004

micro hobby 

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.
Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.
micro hobby by Bottom Ford September 29, 2010

Hoochie Hobby

A non-scientific resource for information, especially in regards to predictions.
"This is a legitimate claim made by a reliable source - they are not a hoochie hobby."
Hoochie Hobby by yackandcackle October 6, 2011

sec hobbyist 

Hacking, computer/network security as a hobby.
Ken hacks for the fun of it, he is a sec hobbyist.
sec hobbyist by s.fu December 9, 2012

Roy Hibbert 

A dry hand job. Commonly mistaken with a "Hibbert" which is when spit is used as lube.
"My girl gave me a Roy Hibbert last night and my dick is rubbed raw."