Flabstinent

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).

The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013

chastity flap

A protruding belly, or gut, hanging over one's genital area, preventing that person from having sexual relations.

Did you see the size of that chastity flap on Travis's sister? She's never going to lose her virginity.

by Matt Joyce May 28, 2006

flap rot

when a womens vaginal lips are rotting away or she has a vile STD

'that old bint has a serious case of flap rot'

by bettyrobbo April 21, 2007

Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.

My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

spam flap

Derogatory term for the labia, the lips of the female clitoris. It can be used in several different contexts.

You're just a fucking spam flap.

She's such a slag I can see her spam flaps from here, flapping i the wind.

SPAMFLAPS! (when something goes wrong)

by smitha1 February 26, 2008

Six Flags

Best fucking place in the world. Has rollercoasters and overpriced soda.

"DUDE! Let's go to Six Flags and ride some stuff"

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Fapstagram

When a person uses their Instagram solely or mostly to stalk (sometimes follow) members of the opposite sex and fap to them.

Tom has got quite the fapstagram. He doesn't ever upload any pictures, but take a look at his search history; they're all women.

by longshottie August 19, 2013