John Fitzgerald Kennedy

President of the United States from 1961 to 1963, 35th to take the job. Started the GI ball rolling in Vietnam. Seen as a plaster saint by the left wing just the same, partly because he avoided actually terminating the biosphere over the Cuban Missile Crisis and partly because he had the good sense to get himself shot dead while in office. Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald, a gibbous fanatic on his way to an eldritch rendezvous.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Kennedy of Camelot. Loved Marylin. What more can I say?

by Fearman September 3, 2007

fitz

Verb

1. To steadfastly work at uncovering criminal activities.

The prosecutor will fitz until everyone involved is uncovered.

The CEO was fitzed for two years by the eager prosecutor.

by Jerry T. January 18, 2006

fizzy felch

To ejaculate into a wine aerator then put the semen into the arsehole of another person. While the semen flows through it will become fizzier than normal. Then take a straw and suck out the semen.

Fuck man, I need bubbles for this hangover....can I fizzy felch you?

by Peter Pan Fucker October 19, 2010

Fitz

A Fitz is to just disappear off of the face of the earth for X amount of time because you know you messed up by cheating with your best friend's romantic partner.

Hey! Did you hear that John pulled a Fitz to Dave after having some fun with his girlfriend?!

by Aquatex April 7, 2020

mc fitz

the name given to someone who has no idea about their mental disability and tries the level themselves with people of higher mental standards. a term coined from two students in a high school ag dept. about another girl in the same class. you may only call some one an mc fitlz if you are meaning to call them mentally challenged and they think your are giving them a "cool" disk jockey name.

girl-hey whuts up gzuys

students- hey look its mc fitz

girl- hey thats a cool name its like a dj name

students- yeah thats it, a dj name...

girl- hey cool i got a cool nickname!

students- yeah...sure*laughing*

by not_an_mc_2010 May 1, 2007

fitzsimmons

Very charming, handsome, and gentleman-like. The most loving and kind man you could ever meet. Very difficult to not fall in love with one.

I met the man of my dreams tonight, and i think this one is definitely in the category of fitzsimmons.

by bugdoodle April 15, 2008

Fitz

Tha origin of fitzing. To camp on a bowl for a ridiculous amount of time do to ranting or just an amazing skill to camp on a bowl and not have anyone notice for a half hour

Dude stop fitzing and either hit it or pass me that fuggin bowl

by ARIEL MAFUCKIN NINJA April 21, 2008