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evelution

Definition: The advancement of a society towards a low social standard of intelligence.

Background: I saw the word evolution spelled in this way on a colleague's paper in a college class. It should also be noted that the correct spelling was featured on the board in front of her. In college.
The evelution of present-day Americans has caused more poor parking jobs than ever before recorded in history.
by Thom January 21, 2005
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Everton

Everton is a soccor team, but it is a name used to describe a gay black person in Jamaica. I am Jamaican so i know the word. It is a Jamaican slang.
In America we call you a fruit cup, but in Jamaica we call you Everton. We saw you shacking your black batty on another man dick. You are an Everton
by Alien Weed May 30, 2018
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Eventing

Harrogate, North Yorkshire, UK slang for
the art of bukkake. More specifically, when 8 close friends ejaculate over some hot girl they may, or may not like.
Can be used for pleasure or punishment.
Hey guys, wanna go eventing?
Jesus! Has she just been evented?!
Lets event that swine-hunde!
by L.A. Toole March 3, 2005
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Everton

Everton (also known as Evershite, Smallton) are a football club based in Liverpool. They are the small neighbors of the big club Liverpool FC who won 18 league titles and 5 European cups. Everton fans are too small to be hated. Therefore, Liverpool fans won't even bother about them.
Person 1: Hey, I think Everton are losing their game.
Person 2: Oh really? That is normal, small clubs lose their games.
Person 1: Yeah you're right, Everton are just too small to be winning.

evershite smallton
by EpicRawl April 7, 2015
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Evelyn

Is a sound girl,Who is in love with a lad named Colm Hargen,She has bright red hair and blue eyes.
John:is that the one who is after colm
Enda:Aye she is an Evelyn
by Sicpack April 28, 2019
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evelve

To experience the process of evelution.

Also acceptable: evelving, evelved.

See evelution for word background.
"Evolve and let the chips fall where they may." - Fight Club

"Evelve and let your brain fall in the mud." - Thom
by Thom January 22, 2005
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Everton Fan

When the money goes to ones head
Guy 1: Daves been a total dick now hes got a high playing job
Guy 2: Yeah he's become a total Everton Fan
by WHU Fan July 19, 2017
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