Cranker

A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session.

John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
John: "so you're a cranker??"

by Original Cranker April 14, 2011

crankles

The condition which usually afflicts large ladies where the ankle and calf are nearly the same diameter

check out the crankles on that bloater

by darkman69 October 27, 2008

crank that yank

To beat up a peer, To greatly embarrass him in front of his other friends/ girlfriend/ lovers

Nick was trippin' so i hadda crank that yank on the fool. Then his brother didn't stop giving him shit ever again.

by burntmelons December 9, 2008

cranking

To get ones head down in the office, beaver away, work hard and push on.

Allan, stop talking shite and get cranking

by Phil McC September 17, 2008

Cranking

(1) Going out and having a big night, usually involving the heavy consumption of alcohol and/or illicit substances. Possibly originating from surfer boy slang. Used heavily in New Zealand.Synonomous with Raging.

(2)Using/Doing/Going to

(1) You cranking tonight? You should cos the girls are going out , and they've got this fit Argentine mate with massive cans

(2) You cranking that party/the rugby/that top

by Andy721 May 31, 2006

crank monster

Used to describe the long-term affects on someone who uses crank (methamphetmine). Often the person will be sickly skinny, with dark circles around their eyes, cuts and scabs in varying parts of their body and look, sometimes drastically, prematurely aged.

"When I came back into town I was gonna hit up Steph, but she looks horrible now man, a real crank monster."

"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."

by Horus November 10, 2005

bomb ass crank

Good Chrystal methamphetamine.. Crank=meth...

I smoked some bomb ass crank in my vape and got right wired.

by d-bo from c-low May 15, 2006