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Company Fuck Boy

Someone who goes above and beyond in the workplace without compensation
Hey did you hear that Arnie kept working during his lunch again? What a company fuck boy!
by Arnie “Fuckboi” Gomez September 30, 2020
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Luggage Compartment

Someone who's bedonkadonk has gotten so big that the phrase "junk in the trunk" no longer suffices and her ass now resembles the cargo hold of a 747 Jumbo Jet.
"Dude, what happened with that chick from Saturday?"

"Well, when I sobered up I realized she resembled a rhino, but that didn't stop me from sticking it in her luggage compartment!"
by The Wet Bandito March 10, 2010
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The Compass

A sexual position involving 4 other men whereby the man (or woman) is simultaneously penetrated from behind (South) and in the front orally (North) whilst they hold a girthy penis in each hand with outstretched arms (East and West). An aerial photograph would show that the orientation of each person around the center person resembles a compass. Those feeling generous would rotate their position like a game of musical chairs.
The compass he has built in allows him to maintain a keen sense of direction even while blindfolded.
by SAVEDxBYxMUTE July 11, 2020
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Cuban smear campaign.

A sex act involving forceful, anal sex where the male is on top with the female's knees placed beside the ears. The force of the thrusting pushes the female along the floor/bed/sex platform using the lubrication produced to slide her along on her back. The streak lends to the "smear" terminology, the color of the naturally produced lubricant lending the "Cuban".
I saw a Porno last night where some hung dude ran a 100 yard "Cuban smear campaign." on a drunk bitch.
by Jerseywigger September 16, 2009
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Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)
John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.
by Allistair Sandcock October 15, 2009
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Moorestown Theater Company

A theater company in the town of moorestown. Met friends lowkey thriving. 3 stars
What’s the best theater company in the world?

Moorestown Theater Company!
by mtclover2003 July 2, 2022
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farty Motor Company

The best car company in the world. They make all sorts of vehicles, such as the farty, the Batak, the dumper, the burpy and the Washburn. Mako was the CEO before the employees threw him out in a company mutiny operation devised by toilets.
egg dude: "what company do you work for?"
toilets: "I work for farty Motor Company"
by UndeadHamasaki September 12, 2022
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