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To Limp a Butterfly

*in text*
John: Hey what’s your favorite album?
Derek: To Limp a Butterfly, 10/10
John: fat thumbs
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--easily one of the greatest DDR songs of all time

--one DDR classic that was never brought to the US
Butterfly by Smile .dk was recently voted as the 6th Greatest Dance Dance Revolution song of all time, according to official Konami polls.
by Bravely Folk December 16, 2003
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butterface

She's pretty damn fine everywhere but her face.
"Molly's a butterface"
"Hella good body " - Zach
"Fuck her face though" - Grant
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Butterfly

Where one sits on top of a closed toilet seat and poops leaving two but cheek prints in a poo puddle resembling a butterfly.
Hugo: What the f** have you done Peter!
Peter: I did a butterfly
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butterfly kisses

The female version of NAMBLA. Don't let the innocent-sounding name fool you, they advance basically the same agenda as NAMBLA: Equal rights for pedophiles. Although, statistically speaking, female pedophiles are something of a rarity, so Butterfly Kisses probably isn't as big a threat to common sense as NAMBLA is. Still, most logical people will abhor pedophilia, and as such they will look down on any organization that promotes such behavior.

Some would say that EVERYONE deserves equal rights, even pedophiles, but I don't think that's a very rational point of view. The great majority of small children don't understand sex in the slightest, so they can't really consent to it. Besides, having sex (or attempting it) with someone at age 6 or so can lead to SEVERE psychological complications further down the road.
Person A: "Say, what's Butterfly Kisses? Sounds like a touchy-feely New Age thing."

Person B: "They're female pedophiles seeking equal rights, despite the fact that it contradicts the law and society's moral standards."

Person A: "They're humans too, they deserve the same rights as everyone else."

Person B: "They DO enjoy those rights, but fucking kids isn't one of them. That's deplorable. The child would undoubtedly be hurt and confused afterwards. Hell, a good number of serial killers were raped or had sexual advances made on them as kids and cited it as a mitigating factor in their killings."
by Mephianse July 31, 2008
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the best stroke in the world! <swimming>
you year-arounders out there know what im talking about
:)
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butterfly
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