Spltbird's definitions

mopping a dungeon

licking a woman's vagina

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

by spltbird November 25, 2002

five knuckle shuffle

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

by spltbird November 25, 2002

beans

testicles

I was playing football and got kicked in the beans

by spltbird November 25, 2002

cum burp

when a woman burps after swallowing sperm

I shot a phat load in this bitch's mouth, and after she swallowed, she let out a cum burp.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

piss pump

a penis

that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

hang low saxon

a white guy with a big dick

holy shit, that dude is a hang low saxon, that's why he has so many ho's

by spltbird November 25, 2002

dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of

Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving

by Spltbird April 22, 2006