Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Spltbird

dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of

Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving

Noun. An orgasmic load that came from anal sex

Hey Lizzy, did you like the dill choad?

Noun. Whereas a guy that gets lots of women to give him blowjobs. A man that women would say has a tasty cock.

Liz: Did you taste Brian's cock?

Amber: Yeah it was like a cock kabob

that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.

piss pump by spltbird November 25, 2002

I was playing football and got kicked in the beans

beans by spltbird November 25, 2002

a homosexual. dill, meaning a dick. and joy, meaning happy, liking something. Thus, dick liking.

oh shit, that shirt makes you look like a dilljoy.

my roommate is such a dilljoy for doing his hair for an hour.

dilljoy by spltbird November 25, 2002

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump