cum burp

when a woman burps after swallowing sperm

I shot a phat load in this bitch's mouth, and after she swallowed, she let out a cum burp.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

beer bong

a funnel and a hose attached together in order to consume large quantities of beer

hey, i hit this beer bong aready, it's your turn to have a fast beer.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by spltbird November 25, 2002

dilljoy

a homosexual. dill, meaning a dick. and joy, meaning happy, liking something. Thus, dick liking.

oh shit, that shirt makes you look like a dilljoy.

my roommate is such a dilljoy for doing his hair for an hour.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

BYOB

Bring your own bitch

Tom: what's up with the party tonight, everyone brought a bitch....

Dick: yeah, didn't you know it was BYOB night?

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

meat bag

a scrotum

I dropped my knife and almost cut off my meat bag

by spltbird November 25, 2002

mopping a dungeon

licking a woman's vagina

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

by spltbird November 25, 2002