19 definitions by Spltbird

mopping a dungeon

licking a woman's vagina

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

by Spltbird November 25, 2002

meat bag

a scrotum

I dropped my knife and almost cut off my meat bag

by Spltbird November 25, 2002

cock kabob

Noun. Whereas a guy that gets lots of women to give him blowjobs. A man that women would say has a tasty cock.

Liz: Did you taste Brian's cock?

Amber: Yeah it was like a cock kabob

by Spltbird July 6, 2003

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by Spltbird November 25, 2002

dilljoy

a homosexual. dill, meaning a dick. and joy, meaning happy, liking something. Thus, dick liking.

oh shit, that shirt makes you look like a dilljoy.

my roommate is such a dilljoy for doing his hair for an hour.

by Spltbird November 25, 2002

butterface

a girl with an ugly face

"everything looks good but her face"

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

beans

testicles

I was playing football and got kicked in the beans

by Spltbird November 25, 2002