dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of

Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving

by Spltbird April 22, 2006

beans

testicles

I was playing football and got kicked in the beans

by spltbird November 25, 2002

mopping a dungeon

licking a woman's vagina

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

by spltbird November 25, 2002

truffle shuffle

to hold and shake your stomach, from the movie "goonies"

did you see Cedric the Entertainer do the truffle shuffle after the show?

by spltbird November 25, 2002

butterface

a girl with an ugly face

"everything looks good but her face"

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

dilljoy

a homosexual. dill, meaning a dick. and joy, meaning happy, liking something. Thus, dick liking.

oh shit, that shirt makes you look like a dilljoy.

my roommate is such a dilljoy for doing his hair for an hour.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

cock kabob

Noun. Whereas a guy that gets lots of women to give him blowjobs. A man that women would say has a tasty cock.

Liz: Did you taste Brian's cock?

Amber: Yeah it was like a cock kabob

by spltbird July 5, 2003