Bloopy

When you are really happy and you dont have a reason for it, you just feel like shouting happily;

looking at it rain outside my window makes me feel bloopy...

by sleepy_head July 8, 2012

australian christmas bloody miracle

A joke used in shooter game Team Fortress 2. Means being amazed, or shocked.

This rum is like Australian Christmas bloody miracle!

by hedwig_23 October 27, 2015

Bloobs

Indicating large boobs. The 'L' is added to indicate the word large.

I want a facefull of those Bloobs.

by Joh Beatty September 30, 2006

Bloody Mary Sex

An incredibly elaborate sex act requiring precisely three people. Person A takes a very hot shower so his balls are hanging rather low and then scoops his balls up and on top of his boner. He then sticks his boner between his legs and closes his legs so that his balls are up front and his boner is sticking out back.

Person A now waddles backwards and sticks his boner into Person B's ass/cunt (cannot be mouth). Person A does an abbreviated squatting motion so as to fuck Person B, but all the while Person A is keep his legs closed and his balls up front.

Just prior to climax Person A will point to Person C and scream 'Bloody Mary'! It is at this time that Person C, who has been an innocent bystander til this point, takes aim at Person A's awkwardly exposed balls with a paddle or baseball bat.

Only moments before Person A blows his load, Person C will strike Person A in the balls so that upon busting, Person A will blow a bloody cumshot into Person B's ass/cunt. Thus completing the 'Bloody Mary'.

Larry: "Hey Lawrence, I couldn't help but notice in the locker room that your balls are black and blue. You OK?"

Lawrence: "Oh, it's no big deal. Me, Rachel, and Rob had Bloody Mary Sex last night. And I'll tell ya what, Rachel can really swing a baseball bat hard!"

by the_fatrix69 July 16, 2010

screaming bloody murder

A strong accusation of wrongdoing.

At the baseball game they were charging $8 for a hot dog. Everyone was screaming bloody murder.

by werdhoofen September 17, 2013

Bloody Lotus

The act in which a male is doing his partner in the anus and as the male is climaxing he pulls out very quickly causing the rectum to become inside out, concluding as the male ejaculates on the exposed rectum.

For some reason, my boyfriend gave me a bloody lotus last night.

by CC64Keys November 18, 2007

bloody sneeze

a blast of air from the vaginal crevice while menstrating

bloody sneeze occurs when having sex during menstration air gets trapped in the pussy and then has slight explosion when penis is with-drawn, blowing a bloody mist out. Also could occur during exercise

by noah zimner November 21, 2007