Blitzmerker

A German word used to describe someone who realized something really late.

Blitz = lightning
Merken = to notice, to remember

after a year of friendship
A: Wait, you're German?

B: Blitzmerker.

by takaegeuss March 11, 2023

Blitzfart

When you bombard someone with flatulence, intentionally or not.

Unintentionally blitzfarted a delivery person at work today. Had to do some serious outgassing and stepped into the tiny freight elevator lobby to unload. Just as I closed the door and tuned away I saw a delivery guy step out of the elevator and into a living hell. Poor bastard.

by bazuemague May 17, 2023

blitzcraig

(adj.) • blitzcraig — to get severely intoxicated in an instant but then act like a total douche //

see also: blitzcraiging, blitzcraiged

“Greg! I invited Dave to come get down at Tre’s shindig tonight. He mentioned Craig would be there but reminded him not to start blitzcraiging.”

by amicusknox August 18, 2023

blizzoring

Instead of vag to vag scissoring, this is butthole to butthole scissoring.

My wife wasn’t on the trip with me so my friend and I had to get into some blizzoring to get off before bed.

by Swivel mi timbers August 18, 2023

BLITZPOKER

An Online Poker Platform where poker fanatics play poker tourneys and cash games. It is the most favourite Online Poker Destination in India.

Where do you prefer playing online poker in India? Dude, I love playing at BLITZPOKER!

by ukpoker August 22, 2023

Blitzing

The act of hitting nicotine and THC at the same time or using both drugs together constantly

I miss blitzing, I wanna blitz but I only have nic

by InsideScoop August 2, 2024

Blitzing

The act of hitting nic and THC at the same time or using both drugs together constantly

I miss blitzing, I wanna blitz but I only have nic

by InsideScoop August 2, 2024