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the beaver of giving

The Beaver of giving is a humanoid, rock-eating monster that dwells in the mountains. Despite his hulking, grotesque appearance, The Beaver is relatively peaceful. He is usually considered, perhaps superficially, to be of low intelligence, although there is no particular indication of this in the scriptures; in fact, there is evidence to the contrary, such as his ability to industrialize ahead of all the other races, in the Alfred Hitchcock film,"Oh Shit! We are all out of embalming fluid."
The Beaver of Giving is freed when you use the hammer of lazy to ground pound the tits off of the rusty floor diamond switch. He then gives you the stupid silver key of brussels, and tells zach's dad to get the fuck out of the house for a half hour, in the most polite way possible.
by ellsworthtoohey August 23, 2011
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Mustin beaver

Someone who uses their ex for attention and would not have had a career without their ex . A person for whom flopping is like breathing

In other words , an attention seeking desperate person
Mustin beaver would have flopped without Selena Gomez

Selena gomez gave mustin beaver a career .
by Belieber forever December 28, 2020
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beaver wack

A game played when you see a car with wood paneling, and you hit the person nearest you and say "beaver wack!".
Car with wood paneling drives by... "Beaver wack!" *wack*
by RobbynTyle October 31, 2007
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bleavage

A contraction of "back cleavage." Often occurs when a fat woman wears a tight bra, tank top or other garment that shows off the back area, thus squishing the back fat together to give the illusion of cleavage on their back.
That tank top is giving that girl some serious bleavage.
by bleavagemaster October 25, 2009
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Beaver Damming

When another person of any gender gets in the way of a woman's attempt to initiate sexual contact with another woman. This can be by distractions or their own sexual flirtations.
Dude, I was at the bar with Sheila and she totally started Beaver Damming me for that ginger chick in the corner! I won in the end though- who's the beaver dam now!!
by Spunky love December 17, 2010
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Beaver Creek

A social gathering where attractive young women greatly outnumber the men.

Direct opposite of a Cockfest.
Her party last night was a huge Beaver Creek! The ratio there must've been 5 hot girls for every guy!
by Justin Cyder January 15, 2011
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stinky beaver

An unwashed/over sexually used vagina.
The girl at school who lets the older boys finger her behind the woods has a stinky beaver.
by elhiotinwe November 14, 2013
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