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Aidan Baines 

The Aiden Baines is a madness it’s a paki that sticks his tiny sweaty cock in white girls cough cough Lauren disgusting
Oh look its an Aidan Baines

Jameson Barns 

When a guy that is shorter than the average height is on the back of a bitch that's bent over and is taller than 6'4. Her ass also needs to be big enough to stand on with skyzone grip socks while he's holding onto her side and squatting his dick in.
Jason: How was skyzone afterparty last night?
Devin: It was great, this girl showed me how to do the Jameson Barns, I stood on this tall bitch and fucked her downward.
Jameson Barns by CAVEMANKIND July 3, 2023

Only in Barnsley 

When something is so bizarrely weird and awkward, that you scarcasticly use the term "Only in Barnsley", said in a tyke accent, to break the awkward/wtf silence
For instance, " A person that is so clearly hammered/high, that they're dancing round in the middle of the street shirtless" that your response is "only in Barnsley, said in a tyke accent"
Only in Barnsley by Clarkie73 April 26, 2019

The Tzarina of West Barnstable 

A wild white tiger who made her fortunes in the Russian gold mines after her fathers mysterious death. She is a known Russian spy. Like most tigers she can kill a man from 30 paces. Like most Russian women she can kill a man with a dagger stare and arsenic in their coffee. Rumored to be estranged from her two half brothers.

Traditionally a tzarina is a Russian princess before the Russian revolution of 1917.
I’m sick of my husband and thinking about giving him the tzarina of west Barnstable treatment.

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit 

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.
The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.
expressin likeness towards something, OR being impressed by it
that car is badness! {that car's off d hook}.... OR those shoes look like pure badness (shoes look hott)
badness by Weezee May 12, 2006