about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine 

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine by shakneekwa October 14, 2005

Team S.A.S 

A Ro-Wrestling team in which all the members are bitchy men looking to give 10 year old boys boners on Roblox. It is not known why they are still around but we, the Ro-Wrestling Community wish all the members burn in hell.

Hey, did you see that Team S.A.S is back?

FUCK NO GET THAT DONKEY SHIT AWAY FROM ME.

Team S.A.S by GooseDaWrestler April 20, 2020

drunk as a skunk 

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

drunk as a skunk by alexandra October 11, 2004

Hot as a stove 

In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.

Hot as a stove by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008

fair as a square 

a term used to describe the fairness of a situation/remark

"hey timmy, do you think it would be fair if you carpooled today since i did yesterday"
"fair as a square, mark!"

fair as a square by Nick-Net-Nad February 2, 2010

Games As A Service 

Also known as Live Service games.

(Game Industry)The business practice of players not having control of whether they can play a game due to a company withholding that function.

A fraudulent business practice that doesn't provides neither goods nor services such as DLC's or Microtransaction items, such as cosmetic (skins, hairstyles etc) or game enhancing item (XP booster, weapons, additional item slots) .

Battlefront 2 is a Games As A Service

Games As A Service by Judas Mesiah April 27, 2019

Team S.A.S 

Team S.A.S is a terrible ro-wrestling team just because it gives little boys boners to ro-wrestling porn. We despise the "Team S.A.S" Group as a non-fiction book. If they came to main screen they'd be showing there boobs and start licking and touching them.

Jeremy: Did you know team S.A.S is back?

Ro-Wrestling Community: Get the fuck outta my way.

Team S.A.S by teamsassucksdick May 22, 2020