Art on a Stick

Any of a variety of cheesy, cheaply made “art” items usually found for sale at art fairs and craft shows. Many times, if not always, involving a garden gazing ball glued to a stick with some glitter, beads, or other what-not thrown in for good measure.
“I was really hoping to find a nice present for her at the Art Fair, but all they had in the booths was Art on a Stick. I was very disappointed.”
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Connecticut

My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.
We all just really want to get out of Connecticut
by Alexandra December 01, 2004
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Square Root of Fuck-All

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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wonk

That which is not mainstream or currently popular.
He's a performance artist, and his latest installment is sheer wonk - you won't believe your eyes.
by Alexandra June 11, 2006
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three days grace

Worst band ever...especially because all you "im-so-punk" kids think they're really good. Some of the absolute worst, fake, whiny, mtv-manufactured lyrics I've ever seen. And they always have to be mad cause blah blah they're girlfriend is a bitch and blah blah their parents don't love them and blah blah they're addicted to drugs. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
IM SO PUNK BECAUSE IVE GOT A MOHAWK AND YELL ABOUT HOW IM SO COOL CAUSE I GET HIGH AND STUFF AND yeah, im depressed and i hate my girlfriend .. anarchist forever!! *cough*.
by alexandra May 13, 2005
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steaming george

a steaming george is where u poop in their mouth while there giving a rimjob
"damn slut u give the best steaming georges."
by Alexandra April 01, 2005
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