donkey-shite-anus

1) If something "sucks donkey-shite-anus" then it's really aweful.

2) If you are a "donkey-shite-anus-eater" then you're either a total prick and an idiot, or you rock like hell.

1) "You had to hang 'round with a bunch of chavs? Woah, that sucks donkey-shite-anus!"

2) "Hey, Rebecca? Shut the hell up, you donkey-shite-anus-eater!"

by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004

anus fuzz

The phenomenon in which the threads or material of your undergarments become intertwined within your hair of your ass crack, creating small, dense balls of fuzz. These then fall off when bathing or cleaning the anus, spreading themselves easily around the shower or bathtub. They can also be encountered within unfortunate instances of oral sex.

What the fuck, our shower is so fucking gross, I wish Alex did not have such bad anus fuzz.

Oh man, I gotta get outta these pants, I have major anus fuzz.

Dude, he went down on her, but she had a fuckload of anus fuzz, so he just bounced.

by Lionel Scott November 20, 2006

especially anus crime

especially anus crime: an act of stupidity so tremendous that only a criminally minded asshole could perform it (alludes to L & O: SVU opening, “In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated…”

Mark committed another especially anus crime when he stole money from his girlfriend's purse right after sex.

by TooSick4U November 17, 2011

dick anus

A name for a person who causes strife in your world. Can be found in trafic, restaurants, or even your neighbor hood.

That dick anus cut me off in traffic. I hope he gets murdered in front of his children.

by Dick A. Nuss March 12, 2004

Black Anus Syndrome

Also known as BAS. When you take a really thick slam and the turd breaks off early, but you don't know it so you wipe black doodey all over yourself.

BAS attacks over 2 million Americans every year. However, there is something you can do to stop it. Swing by your local library and tell them you would like to help in the fight against BAS. Together, we can make a difference.

"Dear Bonita Bertha, I have gone to the bathroom and it may be awhile. Recently, Ive been suffering from Black Anus Syndrome."

by ShagKing October 27, 2007

anus

An affectionate way to call someone an idiot/loser.

Jenna and Joe were best friends. Joe slipped on a grape. "You're an anus," Jenna said.

by Mexican Skier October 9, 2005

anus mcgee

Little buttnut who smokes chocolate cigarettes and fondles himself over granny porn.

by bastardized bottomburp June 3, 2003