utica

a city in new york that absolutely sucks. it is only famous for being a branch of Dunder Mifflin in The Office. Other than that, no one has ever heard of it.

Karen left Scranton to go to Utica because Jim broke up with her.

by dotheshizz June 19, 2011

utah

Western state in the mountainous region, settled by the LDS religion (commonly known as Mormons). Stated to be some sort of black hole, for many call they always find themselves hopelessly pulled back by some mysterious force.

The weather can never decide on itself in Utah.

by Zacrey Monte Hansen March 19, 2005

UTG

short for "under the gun" in describing your seating position at a poker table.

I folded because he represented strength going all-in UTG.

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006

utile

Verb (yoo-teal). to take take credit for someone else's work.

"That was my idea! You totally utile'd me."

by LisaSimpson February 27, 2008

Utica

A sad sad little place in the middle of New York. If cities could cry Utica would have drowned long ago. Its crap. In the summer you can't even sleep. In the winters you lose tons of money due to heating. No one even knows it exists.

Person 1: Hey were you from?
Person 2: Utica
Person 1: Where? I don't think I've heard of that.
Person 3: You lucky jerk

by Sick of Snow March 7, 2011

SUNY Utica

Also called SUNY Institute of Technology (SUNYIT), despite the schools amazing lack of technology. It is part of the SUNY system. Located in the decrepit city of Utica NY, whose number one employer is Denny's down on Genesee St. A school notorious for lying to its applicants as to how many credits will transfer in. The school advertises how it has diverse wildlife on campus, consisting of Canadian Geese, Deer, and Turkey. Despite the wildlife, the food is recycled from events where the school sells out facilities meant for the students.

Students who initially attend regret their decision weeks later, but find that the credits will not transfer anywhere. The school acts as the quicksand of the SUNY system.

Relative: "Where do you go to school?"
Student: "I go to school in Utica"
Relative: "Oh, that's a great school, good for you!"
Student: "No... I go to SUNY Utica"
Relative: "Oh, I'm sorry"
Student: "Me too"

by Ghostalker474 March 22, 2009

Uticano

A Puerto Rican or other Latin American who came to Utica, NY via New York City, Florida or California any number of years ago and has made a life for him or herself in this decaying cesspool of forgotten human beings as either a bus driver, landlord, police officer or any other job that pays a semi-livable wage. The pejoritative connotations of this word are due to the fact that there must be something obviously wrong with any Hispanic who would leave his or her native country and move to America's anus. The perjoritave connotations are augmented by the fact that these transplanted Hispanics don't seem to realize (yet, at least) that they made a poor decision by moving from, say, El Salvador or Mexico to Utica, NY.

If that Hispanic guy's from Puerto Rico what the Hell is he doing in Utica?
I don't know, I guess he's a Uticano.

I got chased by some Uticanos on my way to school.

Italian Vinny: Uticanos are taking all our jobs.

Redneck "Red" Smith: Uticanos are taking all our jobs.

Polish Margaret Muntz: Uticanos are taking all our jobs (even though we don't work).

Bosnian Igor Slosovich: We have to compete against Uticanos for jobs.

African-American Otis Freeman: When we go to prison all of the Uticano prison guards rough us up.

by Jamallerian October 13, 2007