Western state in the mountainous region, settled by the LDS religion (commonly known as Mormons). Stated to be some sort of black hole, for many call they always find themselves hopelessly pulled back by some mysterious force.
The weather can never decide on itself in Utah.
The state in which a person must continue to switch cd's after one song, as to give the non-exsistant listeners a variety of songs.
When on long trips, my pal Jonathan develops a short term case of DJism.