spliffophy

It's the first philosophical frase, thought or sentence that someone says straight after smoking a spliff.

That was some serious 'spliffophy' ; pass me that spliff.

by Ninjar_head April 5, 2019

spaff lord

Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.

Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.

by heh3heh3heh3 September 4, 2019

Spliff

A blunt that's shorter than half but longer than a roach

My homegirl couldn't hit the spliff with her long fingernails.

by Lulalupast22@2020 March 6, 2020

Spliffhanger

When you get to the end of an episode and you still have half of a joint left.

“That episode ended on a real spliffhanger, press play”

by WordGener8or April 7, 2020

Spaffchomper

Someone so incompetent or unbelievably not of this world or stupid that they chew or chomp on spaff( male ejaculate or “cum”) rather than the most obvious and traditional response of spitting or swallowing.

He proved he was a complete and utter spaffchomper with his suggestion he could rely on peoples common sense.

He entered the shop without a face mask proving he was a spaffchomper.

by Postnubes633 August 13, 2020

spaffnuffer

Dirty pommie grub

Oi, spaffnuffer, get the schooners in.

by Pending Aussie November 21, 2020

Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.

Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.

by Waynedip December 27, 2020