I just got my telephone bill today. Unless I pay a small fortune, they're sending in the phone cops. Ouch!
I guess that Cracked and Mad magazines were correct... the telephone company does not believe in free speech.
I guess that Cracked and Mad magazines were correct... the telephone company does not believe in free speech.
by bitchuck April 24, 2025
Get the free speech mug.A humorous Austrian slang term describing a person who appears dazed, slow, or mentally foggy — like someone who’s high, but isn’t. The word literally means “air-smoked,” a twist on the Austrian dialect term g'selcht (smoked meat), implying someone’s brain has been "smoked" by air alone.
Origin:
Derived from Austrian dialect. Refers to the “Luftg’selchter Pfarrer von St. Thomas am Blasenstein” — a mummified priest on display in Upper Austria. The term playfully evolved to describe the zombified state of being slow and mentally absent, minus any substances.
Origin:
Derived from Austrian dialect. Refers to the “Luftg’selchter Pfarrer von St. Thomas am Blasenstein” — a mummified priest on display in Upper Austria. The term playfully evolved to describe the zombified state of being slow and mentally absent, minus any substances.
– “Oida, wie lang brauchst du zum Schuach binden – bist heut wieder komplett luftg’selcht oder was?”
– "Hawarra, des is a Radlweg und koa Parkplatz. Hoffentlich bist wenigstens angsoffn und ned anfoch luftg'selcht!"
– "Hawarra, des is a Radlweg und koa Parkplatz. Hoffentlich bist wenigstens angsoffn und ned anfoch luftg'selcht!"
by Frenkynator June 2, 2025
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A uniquely Austrian slang term used to describe someone who acts slow, confused, or spaced out — like they’re “smoked” but without actually smoking anything. It’s like their brain is “smoked by air” (Luft = air, g’selcht = smoked). Basically, you’re mentally foggy, distracted, or just plain slow — but sober.
Origin:
From the Austrian dialect g’selcht meaning “smoked” (like smoked meat). The term “luftg’selcht” jokingly refers to someone who behaves as if they were smoked (high or dazed), but only by air — no substances involved. Inspired by the “Luftg’selchter Pfarrer von St. Thomas am Blasenstein,” a famous mummy in Upper Austria.
A uniquely Austrian slang term used to describe someone who acts slow, confused, or spaced out — like they’re “smoked” but without actually smoking anything. It’s like their brain is “smoked by air” (Luft = air, g’selcht = smoked). Basically, you’re mentally foggy, distracted, or just plain slow — but sober.
Origin:
From the Austrian dialect g’selcht meaning “smoked” (like smoked meat). The term “luftg’selcht” jokingly refers to someone who behaves as if they were smoked (high or dazed), but only by air — no substances involved. Inspired by the “Luftg’selchter Pfarrer von St. Thomas am Blasenstein,” a famous mummy in Upper Austria.
“Am Montag bin ich voll luftg’selcht, brauch erstmal Kaffee.”
“Bist du heut wieder luftg’selcht oder was?”
“Der Hans ist komplett luftg’selcht, der schaut dauernd in die Luft.”
“Bist du heut wieder luftg’selcht oder was?”
“Der Hans ist komplett luftg’selcht, der schaut dauernd in die Luft.”
by Frenkynator June 2, 2025
Get the Luftg’selcht mug.A Fun way to treat bullies as they were bunnies??
A reason for this doesn't make no sense so, why do it?
The Silly reason you do this because you have No friends and eat fried chicken everyday
A grown 20 year old man. <- that's old alright
Don't use it formal or it would be too obvious if your using it all the time
A reason for this doesn't make no sense so, why do it?
The Silly reason you do this because you have No friends and eat fried chicken everyday
A grown 20 year old man. <- that's old alright
Don't use it formal or it would be too obvious if your using it all the time
by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 1, 2025
Get the Hate Speech mug.Someone who claims to defend the Freedom of Speech to hell and back, while not understanding how it actually works.
They claim that social media companies taking down TOS violating content is a violation of the right to free speech, but in reality social media companies are private companies, which aren't bound by the First Amendment. This means that they can set up their own boundaries of what is and isn't okay to say on their site.
Despite them complaining how they are being censored online, most of the time they don't actually care about Free Speech, and just want to spread extremist views online without punishment.
There are social media sites that cater to these people (like Twitter), but they usually become Nazi echo chambers filled with toxicity.
They claim that social media companies taking down TOS violating content is a violation of the right to free speech, but in reality social media companies are private companies, which aren't bound by the First Amendment. This means that they can set up their own boundaries of what is and isn't okay to say on their site.
Despite them complaining how they are being censored online, most of the time they don't actually care about Free Speech, and just want to spread extremist views online without punishment.
There are social media sites that cater to these people (like Twitter), but they usually become Nazi echo chambers filled with toxicity.
What Free Speech Absolutists don't get about social media is that they are private companies and can set boundaries on what is and isn't okay without it being a violation of The First Amendment.
by LPBvgc July 15, 2025
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Typically sourced from the “Okay Garmin, Video Speichern“ meme, which records heinous car accidents and public struggles—all recorded by ‘Garmin’, at the prompt of the car driver.
Typically sourced from the “Okay Garmin, Video Speichern“ meme, which records heinous car accidents and public struggles—all recorded by ‘Garmin’, at the prompt of the car driver.
by namiida-kun August 1, 2025
Get the Video Speichern mug.It's not hate speech just because you hate my speech answering your question. Especially women. #dontbemad #liars #femcels
by @#$%google August 20, 2025
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