The Dourif Scale

The scale on which someone's coolness is based, reaching from -100 to +100 Dourifs. 0 Dourifs is average. Named after the actor Brad Dourif, who is universally accepted as a cool and talented person.

Dude, you know Nick Griffin? I've heard he is one of 3 people in the world to rate at -100 on The Dourif Scale.

by Bassinator March 17, 2011

The FAB Scale

A very accurate and new measurement scale used to measure the hotness/attractiveness of a man or woman. It's an acronym: F stands for Face, A stands for Aura (personality, how they carry themselves, etc), B stands for Body (figure, boobs, rump, etc.). Each letter is given a number out of 10, ending either with a number out of thirty or something like this: 7F-5A-9B.

Boy #1: Ok, what about Jennifer Aniston?
Boy #2: On the FAB scale, 8F-9A-7B. If you're referring to the "Friends" era, 9-B.

by jelloshotjerry June 24, 2015

The Buscemi Scale

The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.

I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.

by Jlwiesler July 27, 2015

1 to 10 Attractiveness Scale

Noun. A very common form of rating amongst males and females that is used for observing and rating other males and females in terms of general attractiveness. The scale measures general sexual appeal as well as how good of a personality a person may possess. A low score would be considered a 1 (and sometimes 0 on a hyperbolic scale) and a 10 is the highest score any person can receive. People ranking on a 1 are akin to being naturally ugly and/or an awful person in general, and people getting a 10 are put on a god or goddess level. It is rumored, however, that no perfect 10 exists, and that there are small flaws in every 10 that is encountered that make or break the situation.

Man, Jessica is real fine. I don't know if I'd date her, but I'd totally smash. She's like a 6 or 7 I'd say.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think about Chelsea?
Guy 2: Her? Dude, probably the worst person I've ever met.
Guy 1: What? No way. On the 1 to 10 attractiveness scale, she's a solid 8 in my mind.
Guy 2: She's so gross and so rude that I can't stand being around her. Definitely a 1 for me.

My god, Robert is probably the hottest guy I've ever seen. Normally I'd say he's a 10, but he always treats his girlfriends like shit, and never really compliments them. He's at about a 4 for me now.

by SheepWolf76 August 28, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A scoring sheet for female attractiveness.
1- ugly asf
2- ugly asf
3- ugly asf
4- ok, still below average tho
5- average
6- slightly above average
7- hottie
8- turbo hottie
9- she's hot as helll
10- turbo babe

Dude 1: dude, did you see Rachel tonight? She was lookin slightly above average
Dude 2: yeah man she's a solid 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale

by Ethan Dolan's Wife September 11, 2016

1-10 Attractiveness Scale

From 1-10, anyone can quickly and easily describe the attractiveness of any man or woman (or other gender). Rated by their immediately noticeable attractiveness, 1 is lowest, and 10 is highest.

On the 1-10 Attractiveness Scale, I slept with a 10 last night! They were a nice pair of 5s.

by Ti7ANiUM October 3, 2016

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

This is used to rank women on how hot and/or beautiful they are.

These are examples for 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale.
'Woah, that girl's a solid 9.'
'Are you from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see.'
'You're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.'

by hatersgonnahate729 October 3, 2016