Redneck Wedding

A Redneck Wedding is a wedding that will typically happen in a backyard, or trailer park. You typically dress casually and BYOB. It’s the type of wedding you can sit back and relax, or play dizzybat.

Emma and Nathan are holding a redneck wedding!

Redneck Wedding by idkwhyiwrotethese July 31, 2018

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redneck speaker phone

when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.

i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.

redneck speaker phone by fuckthathotass69 December 10, 2018

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Redneck Mudflap

A sexual act, in which a person begins to eat their significant others ass from behind. The receiving participant then sharts, leaving a spray of fecal matter on the other involved participants face, similar to mud speckled on a mud flap.

My boyfriend said he wanted to try something new in bed last night. I wasn’t even two minutes in, he sharts and redneck mudflapped my face.

Redneck Mudflap by Tmoorecmooretacomunch January 4, 2021

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Redneck Bidet

A lit cherry bomb is flushed down a toilet, and the blast creates overpressure which forces water out of the toilet trap, spraying the user in the ass.

"Nick is in the hospital after botching the redneck bidet."

Redneck Bidet by 2Vague February 15, 2022