He was moving like a wild tiger in his porn pants, with every muscle and organ flexing for all to watch.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
Get the porn pantsmug. by Shlop November 18, 2014
Get the porn muffinmug. by caboosesusty April 24, 2017
Get the bro pornmug. by lizybee January 6, 2010
Get the porn-twitmug. The porn that is left open on your phone the next day after you have already watched and masterbated to it
by Mathewbrizuela January 29, 2014
Get the stale pornmug. Someone known for such fondness and in depth knowledge of pornography that it becomes synonymous with their already deviant persona. If there were a PhD awarded for the research in the field, he would surely have one, hence the honorary title of 'Dr.'. Mention however PhD to Dr. Porn, and he will likely respond with a Peter Griffin -like snigger "hehehehe yeh, Pretty Hard D*** hehehe". DP's character can be described as a mix between Charlie on 2 1/2 Men, and the pervier side of Quagmire on Family Guy. He probably has 2 young women locked away in his closet at any one time, and his sex drawer is always well stocked with a 5 gallon tub of ID Glide. Known for certain predilections, his favourite movie line is likely "Thats what I love about high school girls man, I get older, they stay the same age." A very charming guy, he secretly writes Urban Dictionary entries proclaiming his manhood.
by Nick DP April 14, 2014
Get the Dr. Pornmug. Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.
by Spike May 13, 2005
Get the Porn Matrixmug.