Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause
Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour
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Dior is a nonce
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Nonce is what English Cunts call Pedophiles
"Oh him, he's a right nonce looking at those kids through the window"
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American- “hi are you a nonce.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”
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Basically used by anyone from the UK for describing a person who doesn't agree with them.
henry: it's so cold omd
lilly: no it's not wtf
henry: shut up you nonce have you even been outside today
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Group of people: Aha there’s the nonce that lost the fight
Logan Paul: *cries*
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Ben garnett admitted touching kidly winks and a nonce
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