Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

Nonce

Mainly a 25 year old Scottish boy, who looks like yer typical big nonce, likes to refer to himself as a ‘unit’.

He normally turns out to be either a pedo or a prick.

“That Alexander is a right strokey nonce”

“Cunt hinks he’s a unit, fs”

“Shame he’s no”

by Cooper03 August 30, 2019

nonce

g fuck up u fat nonce cunt or ill bash ur fucking head in blud

nigga trynna suck lil tings tits fr. fucking nonce cunt

by niggha nonce April 25, 2023

nonce

In the 1950’s to 1980’s, nonce was typically used to describe a gay man.

‘he’s a closeted nonce’

by imsogaynibba999 July 22, 2020

NONCE

A British person

Are you from the UK? No, I'm not a fucking NONCE!

by RealRealStuff August 10, 2022

Nonce

A nonce is what you call a pedophile or someone who looks at kids, it is part of British slang.

People who get someone out in four square is a nonce.

by Sophia42069 June 24, 2020

nonce

a pedo

that George Pell bloke is a real nonce

by Wadlow June 6, 2019