Nerdle

A person that is laughing so hard that a dribble of wee comes out

Geoff: That's so funny I can't stop laughing
Clive: Man, you're laughing so hard you're going to nerdle.

by tamana September 1, 2009

poke needles

quick way of saying "doing needle drugs"

usually heroin

"lets go smoke weed and poke needles"

by cyberphunkisms October 17, 2006

needler

The worst gun in halo

Primarly used by bad kids and people not trying

Ha! That queer is using a needler, must be terrible.

by Jissm April 25, 2006

citation needed

The single most pointless addition to Urban Dictionary. On a site where people rant about how gay something is, why is "proof" required? Give me a fucking break. This isn't exactly a website you'd cite on an English essay, stop that shit.

now whenever someone writes about how shitty Lil Wayne is, they get a "citation needed", as if that actually needs more proof

by redillious April 20, 2011

Needless Killer

1. A person that chooses to hunt for no other reason but to kill. 2. Someone that claims to be religious but kills without remorse. 3. A so-called "Outdoors Men" that doesn't find pleasure in just enjoying being outdoors; but rather kills animals for sport. 4. A murderer that kills humans for pleasure. 5. A Psychopath.

Needless Killers are just too common where I live. I once saw a man shoot a deer and then left it to rot in the street. He didn't eat it or anything. I found it odd that he had a "What would Jesus do?" bumper sticker on his truck.

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008

Needled

When a heroin addict stabs you with their needle to give you their diseases

That bitch almost needled me when I wouldn't give her a ciggy

by Loveyloveface August 2, 2018

nerdle

a fusion of two separate parts of ancient Japanese culture, noodles and nerds

originally from the hit graphic novel mo-bot high

"Pff, as if nerdles!"

by xX_epicamer_Xx November 22, 2018